If only I was born a computer person...

I would look like this...

oh wait..this is what i look like in real life. except i dont get a snazzy breakroom.

halloween, halloween, this is halloween!

amigos - if you dont know, i work at a church. most churches have some sort of family event on/around halloween that is intened to be fun for the family but also a time in which parent and child will undoubtedly know that they all can enjoy themselves amongst the realms of safety. blegh! ok, that being said - i am in cahrge of this bad-boy of a party. this month marks the third year of my reign. well, we are forbidden from wearing scary costumes. ok, well when you are a girl you can totally do "unscary" but you can rarely do "unslutty." here marks my problem. church party + slutty costume = unemployment for april.

so, my friends sara, rachel, and i were perusing the internet yesterday after church and these are the things we came up with (oh - forgot - the husband wants to do a couples theme, so that's another added difficulty.)

this would be great to do, easy, and cheap - no sluttiness here.

from this crew, perhaps thurston & lovie OR gilligan & mariane/ginger. potential for sluttiness, but could definitely be adapted.

this would be awesome - david & goliath. i would be david, cam would be goliath. i would run around trying to kill him all night with my slingshot. of course we would have to make a nice cosmetic bruise on his forehead, for effect.

this is the winner in my eyes - dog & beth chapman from "DOG: the bounty hunter." i think this might be their wedding day or something. nevertheless - i dont know how to BE Beth minus the enormous boobies and the mile long cleaveage. any thoughts? any thougths? of all dreams i have dreamt - this one is, by far, the greatest and most glorious of them all.

RIP my big boob-ed halloween dream.

good ol' fashioned girly fun!

i am turning out to be quite lame at posting in an up-to-date fashion, but at least i try.

nothing really exciting other than a few weeks back i headed to AZ for my lil' sisters bridal shower and bachelorette party. a good time was truly had by all!

here are a few pics...

this is erin with her mouth full of bubble gum. turns out she doesn't know donny as well as she THINKS she does :)

toilet paper brides - classy.

all the girls gussied up!

erin is out of control.

this was pretty funny. i came all the way from cali with the same shirt she planned to wear on this day. we didn't plan this.

sister power!

there you have it. not a lot of details, i know. but you know what they say - what happens at the party, stays at the party. just kidding - we kept it all under the "good clean fun" category.

Whaddya know!

Which Office Character Are You?

You are Ryan. You are extremely smart and perceptive, and it irritates you to no end when inferior people try to tell you what to do. Sometimes, though, your critical eye makes you come off as aloof and bitter to others, and it may take awhile for people to get to know you.